you are cruel, but so is god

Enough of this. Now put on caramelldansen

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

it’s not that big a deal lmao

If you're Protestant go hog fucking wild, join the College of Winterhold who gives a shit

Every time we see the federations stupid ship a different one of the zaku pilots looks at me like "put me in coach" and i have to pretend that he isnt about to get ripped in half by an enemy soldier who's clearly having a panic attack over comms

okay well it sounds like you're just feeding zakus to feddies

when my dad was a little kid there was a day at school where his teacher put on the muppet show as a treat and then later when he got home he remembered that there was also a new episode of the muppet show airing that evening and he excitedly professed to his parents that he was “happy because it’s a two muppet day” and even now whenever a day is pleasantly surprising my family calls it a “Two Muppet Day” :)

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that