time is a weird soup

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

The T in LGBTQ stands for "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines."

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

we need more deadbeat daughter stories

anxiety really is the stupidest disorder like shoutout to my ancient fight-flight-freeze responses jacked up to absurd levels convincing me that an email can't find me if I don't make eye contact with it

I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

A writer's relationship with their own work goes: this is genius, this is garbage, this is genius, this is garbage, i should never have been born, okay actually this line is good

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

hi can i come over n sob into ur lap

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action