wil

liam is the worst member of one direction but indisputably has the best tweets

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

I hate you "Abrahamic", I hate you "Judeo-Christian", I hate you Protestant interpretations being the academic standard, I hate you "BC/AD", I hate you "X amount of years before Chr*st", I hate you academic supercessionism, I hate you ignoring Jewish translations and interpretations, I hate you "The Bible", I hate you making sweeping statements about Judaism even though you have no authority to, I hate you "expert in religion", I hate you casual academic antisemitism.

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

gnome

what was that. did you guys see that

it’s like. i haven’t even been on tumblr in a month bc my mind has just been occupied by iwtv tv (more specifically, jacob’s louis) and i think if i look at any posts about it i will, in fact, die.

been waiting for this show for like a year and a half and i have never felt more fulfilled by something i was anticipating this hard.

i drive up to you on an adorably tiny motorcyle. i take off my helmet and let my little mouse ears bounce up. i shoot you twelve times in the chest. #mousassin

LOL op was definitely being a silly billy when they made this post