Yeah

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

Shake that gothic ass

All my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

I just remembered my dark heart

This 'jacking off' idea you mentioned sounds intriguing. Have your people call my people

Gonna write a book titled “MY BOOK”

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]