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Sweet Seals For You, Always
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
One Nice Bug Per Day

Product Placement


if i look back, i am lost
noise dept.

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Doug Jones
cherry valley forever
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
official daine visual archive
Cosimo Galluzzi

sheepfilms
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

roma★
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@llewellynz

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So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
official boob post
I like cities, I like technology, I like women not having to spend their entire waking lives on labor, I like things being made on economies of scale so less labor is needed to produce things, I like disabled people not dying preventably, I like the industrial revolution and it's consequences!!!
You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
Edwardian 15ct Gold Opal Heart Pendant With Gemstones that Spell Dearest
c. 1910
The first letter of each stone is the key. Diamond Emerald Amethyst Ruby Emerald Sapphire Topaz.

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one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.
lego set of doom and despair
A Psalm for the Wild-Built.
(I think we need something summery and positive. I’d highly recommend Becky Chamber’s Monk & Robot series of books; a solarpunk dream with a healthy mix of philosophical journeys.)
1928 One-shoulder evening gown designed by Paul Poiret. From Gettyimages, FB.

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Red-Bearded Bee-Eater (Nyctyornis amictus), family Meropidae, order Coraciiformes, Malaysia
photograph by Priya Paramanathan
If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.
The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.
Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!
Justine Johnstone by Ira L. Hill, 1915
Justine Johnstone was in her first-ever Ziegfeld Follies in 1915.
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
I was actually quite surprised to discover my number was lower than 50,000 until I remembered I am Fandom Old.
Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:
…I can’t think how it took me so long to run across this. I feel privileged to have been found by it. 😄

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Do you ever just go feral over a single spoken word in a TV show
So my mom and I, after watching all of Leverage, have been watching Leverage: Redemption. And we're maybe halfway through the first season, and a few episodes ago there was this moment. Brianna's laying out what their latest mark does--she's one of those "health" influencers that sells garbage concoctions to desperate people. Brianna notes that the mark specifically targets women, because, as she says, "Women get misdiagnosed 30% of the time".
And Eliot just very quietly goes "What?"
And it is COMPLETELY unacknowledged. Brianna just continues talking. But. Just. Listen Eliot is my favorite and that "What?" shot a dart into my mind. He did not know that. He is upset that he did not know that. He has just found out that he has a privilege that he didn't know he had. And he is upset because, well, he's Eliot, and it's not right. Hell, his team, his family, is now majority women, and he has a privilege over them.
I just wanna like grab that "What?" in my teeth and shake it around I am going insane.
troy bolton chad danforth potter you were named after the two raddest Wildcats i ever knew now take this basketball and get your head in the game
disney channel heritage post
The above is a parody of a much mocked line from the epilogue of the final Harry Potter book, an influential franchise of mixed reputation due to the actions of the author. The line in question depicts the titular Harry Potter telling his son that he was named after “two of the bravest men he ever knew”. This shortened paraphrase of the original quote became a meme. Notably, both of the names represented extremely flawed characters, one of which had a particularly antagonistic relationship with the protagonist. Both were deceased and essentially whitewashed in memory, which could be taken as a sign of forgiveness, but was mocked for being extremely dismissive of the realities of the characters (and being a pretty bad/awkward name).
“Troy Bolton” and “Chad Danforth” were two characters in the early twenty-first century Disney Channel musical move: High School Musical, a story about entrenched high school cliques. Troy (one of the two protagonists) and his friend Chad are two basketball players for the high school of the movie, whose mascot is a “Wildcat.” As is common for United States High Schools, the sports teams and the players are named after the school mascot, making them both “Wildcats.”
“Get your head in the game” is one of the famous songs from the musical, Troy is trying to regain his focus on sports, instead of his budding romance/participation in a musical. The constant repetition of “Get your head in the game” makes the song easily memorable, along side the use of a basketball court and balls for percussion.
People who grew up in the height of the Harry Potter fandom would have been at the right age to be deeply familiar with High School Musical. Other than that demographic overlap, there is little to nothing in common that would link the two franchises. The juxtaposition, building off an existing meme, which exacerbates the absurdity that made the meme popular, is the core of the joke above.