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here are the facts, as i understand them:
is empire records a good movie? no. it is in many ways very bad. it is, however, also perfect. and also very dumb.
is empire records in any way a realistic movie? also no! except that as a hashtag survivor of a number of jobs in the mid-90s to mid-2000s at small businesses staffed largely by teens and twenty-somethings, the vibe is sometimes surprisingly accurate.
finally, did empire records give us the single most important line of all time, one that we should all strive to internalise? also yes.
i don't feel that i need to explain my art to you, warren
anyhow. happy rex manning day.
âI donât feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warrenâ
Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate.
How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.
As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.
The author says Wallner broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine.
He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.
He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.
Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.

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Decided to get into historical millinery, what could possibly go wrong.
New hobby unlocked.
Are Jane Austen's books romances or not is a question wrapped up in so much misogyny and bias that it's very hard to answer without a thousand caveats. The almost knee-jerk reaction of some Austen fans to insist that the novels aren't romance is because we are all well aware of the negative associations (romance = stupid girl stuff that isn't worth educated men's time). However, most people who say this, I really believe, mean no offense to romance as a genre that many people love.
And what is romance? Do all the heroines in Austen's novels end up married by the end? Well yes, but lots of books that are definitely not romances end with the main character married. Is Emily BrontĂŤ only included in this list because she's a woman, because I read Wuthering Heights as a revenge Gothic tragedy:
A romance or romantic novel is a genre fiction work focused on the relationship and romantic love between two people, often concluding with an emotionally satisfying or optimistic ending. Authors who have significantly contributed to the development of this genre include Samuel Richardson, Frances Burney, Maria Edgeworth, Jane Austen, Charlotte BrontĂŤ, Emily BrontĂŤ, and Anne BrontĂŤ.
I would personally say, and many agree, that a modern romance must have a happy ending (HEA), but the exact definition is hard to pin down even by experts. One of the common things in pulp fiction romance is a hyper focus on the two leads, to the point that most other characters feel two-dimensional. I don't think Jane Austen fits that genre convention at all. She does great side character building and her worlds feel lived-in in a way that makes her stories become real.
Anyway, definitions aside, there are some very real reasons not to call Austen's novels romance, at least some of them:
Emma and Mansfield Park especially don't fit the definition at all, in my opinion. Those novels are far more interested in the growth of the main character than their end romances. They are both coming-of-age novels and not primarily romance
The novels are all heavy on social satire
Just because a novel was written by a woman and is mostly in a female point of view, it doesn't have to be classified as a romance. Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest ends in three marriages and is almost entirely about the relationships between the four main love interests, and yet it's mostly classified as a comedy. "Woman wrote = romance" can be very annoying
It's hard to fully articulate, "Yes, Jane Austen's novels have romance, but they have so much more, like satire and social commentary and women coming of age, so it feels reductive to classify them as only romance, and also, I'm afraid you are shoving her into the box of Stupid Women Novels which is a stupid, false category to begin with, but I don't want her in that box, not that I have anything against pulp fiction romance as a genre, but that is very much not what she wrote." and so you end up with, "Jane Austen didn't write romance" even though, well she did, but-
One of the common things in pulp fiction romance is a hyper focus on the two leads, to the point that most other characters feel two-dimensional.
Just because that's common doesn't mean it's a genre convention, though. I see a lot of people who like romance talking about how much they like fleshed out side-characters, or actively seeking romance with well-rounded characters. If anyone wants a list of romance novels I've enjoyed with fleshed out side characters, I'd be happy to supply some.
Yeah, it certainly does happen. But that's like saying AI slop is now a romance genre convention. It's certainly a presence in the market, but it's not a convention.
(Full disclosure: I write queer romance and tend to put a lot of focus on side characters. I've never had anyone question whether it's romance because of that fact. The requirements, as per Romance.io which catalogues romance novels, are that a relationship is the focus and there's an HEA or a happily-for-now ending. That's it!)
#can we stop acting like modern romance is somehow shallow or awful just because some folks don't like it or because there's some bad books?#there's some awful sci fi too but that doesn't get the same dismissive response#this sounds less like ''let's stop categorizing all books by women as romance'' [which is valid]#and more ''they can't be romance because romance novels are trash and these are Not''#my response#which no one asked for
However, most people who say this, I really believe, mean no offense to romance as a genre that many people love.
I actually like romance and some of my favourite novels have hyper-focus on the main characters. I actually really like that feature personally, I seek it out. Maybe that's why I thought it was a convention. I never said it was negative, I just said Jane Austen didn't do it. I never said romance was shallow or awful, in fact I'm talking about how people don't want to say that while also distinguishing Jane Austen from romance.
I am totally willing to accept that hyper-focus isn't a genre convention, I also said I don't know what the exact definition of romance is. But this post is not anti-Romance or saying all the novels are trash, so please don't put those words in my mouth.
I'm not going to comment on what makes a romance a romance, but I do have some comments on Austen's novels. I've made these points before - I think more than once - but at least someone will not have seen them. Four points, then four discussions:
1. Austen's novels are definitely romances, but only on the surface.
2. I think every one of the six novels is a bildungsroman, a coming-of-age story.
3. They are absolutely, positively satire.
4. They are social commentary, increasingly so.
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1. It's not a spoiler to say that every single protagonist ends up with the guy (a) she wants at the start, or (b) figures out along the way that she wants. It's a happy ending because she gets who she wants. Wikipedia even includes Austen as someone who developed the romance novel. I think, however, that Austen used the romantic form for other purposes, because she was a woman in an age when it was difficult to do anything else. Women did write in other genres (e.g., Frankenstein) at the time, but it was really rare. Sorry if that qualifies as misogynistic, as discussed above (it's not intended to be, but the road to hell ... you know), but I really think she was mostly about other things. I don't think this idea is mine - I'm probably parroting someone else, but I can't remember. It also might be wrong, but I just don't think Austen was primarily interested in the romance as a form - for instance, I agree with what OP said above about Emma and Mansfield Park; I think it applies to some others.
2. Every heroine except Elinor Dashwood undergoes some sort of disillusionment. Elizabeth Bennet, Catherine Morland, Emma Woodhouse, and Marianne Dashwood are disillusioned about themselves. Anne Elliot and Fanny Price are disillusioned about others (Lady Russell and family of origin in Portsmouth, respectively). Anne's experience occurs years before the novel starts, and is discussed just after the beginning and at the end; Fanny's occurs late in the novel. The first four above are embarrassed and ashamed of themselves to various degrees once reality intrudes on their illusions about themselves. For instance, after she reads Darcy's letter a second time, Elizabeth Bennet says, "Until this moment, I never knew myself." Only Elinor Dashwood seems to have been born disillusioned - about her mother, her sister, their half-brother, his wife, her brother, Lucy Stone, and herself. Parentified indeed! In contrast, Emma's and Marianne's self-disillusionments are particularly brutal for them, while Fanny gets off easy in this way (definitely not in others).
This, to me, puts all the novels in the genre of bildungsroman, which Wikipedia defines as "a literary genre that focuses on the psychological and moral growth and change of the protagonist from childhood to adulthood." (Wikipedia also says that some who study bildungsromans think Pride and Prejudice doesn't qualify. Well, I disagree.) I find that, as someone who has been mentioning this repeatedly here on Tumblr (and once on Reddit), it's interesting that the fandom almost never mentions this or discusses it. Why? It's there in every novel! Why don't Austen fans, who are mostly women, talk about the psychosocial development of young women in these novels? It's especially baffling about fans who are beyond this age, who must have experienced the normal sorts of disillusionments that life gives. As a man, I've certainly dealt with my own repeated self-disillusionments; I think it's normal for most people of any gender.
3. I don't think the satirical aspects of Austen's works need much discussion. They're there in every single novel, popping up over and over, sometimes in action, sometimes in the author's commentary, and they are hilarious.
4. Someone said here on Tumblr a year or two ago (was it OP? maybe it was - not sure) that if one follows the dates of publication of Austen's novels, one sees that they increasingly criticize the social structure of British society. (Not class! That's a Marxist term from 30 years later. It's rank.) It was a great post and I am sorry that I cannot find it. It went through all six novels, showing how Austen's criticisms grew. Those born to their positions in her early novels seem to "deserve" them, while her last book, Persuasion, presents an idiot baronet who is entirely self-satisfied, pompous, superficial, spendthrift, and in love with not only his own visage (six mirrors), he's in love with his own unearned social position (e.g., his repeated reading of The Baronetcy). In contrast, navy men earn their social positions through sheer competence, and totally deserve them (Admiral Croft, and Captains Wentworth, Harville, and Benwick).
Famously, both onions and ogres have layers. Jane Austen's novels all have many layers, as I hope that I have shown. Are they romances? Are they satire? Are they other things? Yes, yes, and yes. Maybe that's why people keep going over this issue. They're a lot of things. She was a genius. That's why we're still talking about her work, two centuries later, and counting.
And if you think I'm wrong about anything here ... okay. Let me know.
So I wandered over to Jane Austen YouTube and Facebook because, I don't know, I wanted to be hit in the face with a hammer, and then I escaped back to Tumblr because, friends, it's DIRE out there.
First of all, freaking Sharpe Elves being cited all over the place. That well is poisoned, do not take a sip. That insane man believes that he alone has found the secret stories in Jane Austen's works which include the idea that John Knightley impregnated Jane Fairfax and George Knightley is a pedophile. DO NOT ENGAGE
But people are pushing his bullshit Post-Truth theory that Pride & Prejudice is filtered through Elizabeth so it's an unreliable narrator, which no one knows what means so they're saying that everything we know about Mary Bennet is biased.
Perfect. So there are no facts. Well guess what then, Mary Bennet is a puppy, not a person. She's a secret agent who poisoned the king and that's why the Regency era happened. Mary Bennet is actually Mr. Darcy in drag. Yeah, he's walking around the Bennet house on his knees so that Lydia is still the tallest. We were all fooled!
I cannot.
I cannot live in a world without facts.
Jane Austen doesn't even matter that much! I say that on the dedicated Jane Austen blog. If I cannot use quotes to defend my arguments and interpretations than what are we even doing here? WHY EVEN READ THE NOVEL?!?!?! Why read anything? Just make up stories in your head. I guess nothing matters and there is no truth ever.
Note: I don't think any Austen narrator is unreliable. Emma is probably the closest, but it's more like Emma herself can withhold information (Robert Martin's letter for example) and turn the camera to where she looks. The narrator never lies to us. There is no evidence ever that the narrator deceives. The narrator is snarky, direct, and cutting, but fully reliable.
Happy Birthday to Mary Anning, the âMother of Paleontology!â Born on this day in 1799, she hailed from Lyme Regis on the coast of Dorset, England, and grew up collecting fossils. At age 13, she unearthed a skeleton of a giant marine reptile, one of the first ichthyosaurs. In her late twenties, she discovered Dimorphodon, the first pterosaur found outside continental Europe, on the beach cliffs at Lyme Regis. At the time, headlines celebrated Anning and her âflying dragon.â Her discovery proved that these flying reptiles were varied and had a wide range.
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cottage/lake thoughts
shaneâs better at paddle boarding than ilya. theyâre both professional athletes with great balance but it takes ilya awhile to get adjusted meanwhile shaneâs doing yoga on his just to be a show off
shane and ilya argue over names for the boat and eventually shane gets âwolf birdâ painted on it
ilya isnât allowed to drive the boat that first summer bc he doesnât have the proper license but shane helps him study for the written test
anya has a life vest with a shark fin
itâs equally impressive and annoying to everyone how well they do in a tandem kayak or canoe together, paddling in perfect unspoken harmony (hayden and jackie almost get divorced)
they run off the dock and do fancy jumps into the water, making the other person rate them like the olympics
they lay on the dock together at night and watch the stars, sometimes talking and sometimes in comfortable silence
the best part of the day is when they come inside, take a shower together, and collapse on the couch all sleepy from their outdoor shenanigans. ac is blasting so they grab a soft blanket and snuggle in to watch a movie
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Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un AmÊricain: imaginez un hamburger
has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing
âFor me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, âOf course.â When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.â