Point Me to the Sun

we need to bring back public hatred for paparazzi. I’m so tired of actors defending themselves against assholes with cameras and being smeared as egotistical divas. they’re glorified stalkers who get paid to harass people. end of. the things these freaks get away with would send normal people to prison but we’re supposed to think it’s okay just bc they’re paparazzi. they SHOULD get shut down for being openly misogynistic. they SHOULD get told off and reported for following someone to their private residence to doxx them. they SHOULD face charges for just about running people over in their pursuit of the next hot celeb. this is not normal. and, actually, these people DO deserve to get punched sometimes.

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

The most real depiction of a writer to ever exist is that lady in ghost trick who stays up all night writing her smut by candlelight, squinting at every other word because it doesn't look right and needs to double check she didn't make it up, muttering to herself about how she'd hate to live in the country of the bdsm prime minister she made up for smut purposes.

absolutely love it when a character's mere existence and name counts as a spoiler yeah my blorbo is [REDACTED]

Ghost Trick is a game famous for the fact that any discussion about it is considered a spoiler, so you can say any nonsense, and someone who accidentally sees a post without knowing anything about it will assume it's part of the plot. I can say that my favorite character is the dancing lamp. And the best part is, I didn't even lie about that; my favorite character really is the dancing lamp.

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

this is about google’s ai overview

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night