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5:15 and all's well...

HAPPY 5:15 5/15 ALL’S STILL WELL

5:15 ON 5/15. ALL CONTINUES TO BE WELL

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

the only good april fool’s joke

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

OH MY GOD WAIT

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

surely the conses wont quence

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

if we stay very still maybe they wont notice

This kind of post is the tumblr equivalent of wojaks

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

happy 77 years to the best week of this kid's life

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you