Storm Watching from Higher Places

Sophia's a big homestuck nerd apparently and she says I'm Homura

To get people to stay active, they do need to learn that actually things are still bad when they only hurt the marginalized group. People who don't internalize that make terrible allies that could betray the marginalized group at any moment.

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

Listen up, "Smart TV," you are a large screen. You will receive two hundred and thirty or whatever European Volts from this cable, you will receive a video and audio signal through HDMI port three, and you will use both of those to create moving images and sound exactly as instructed. That's your whole job. Nothing else.

I do not need you to hallucinate extra frames that my eyes cannot perceive anyway. No, really, put the AI away. You won't need it. Toss the whole operating system, actually, you don't need to be smart for this. No, I do not need you to suggest more apps. Like I said, display HDMI 3 and nothing else. You do not need to know my address, and you DEFINITELY don't need my wifi password. What would you do with it? Stream on demand? Like I said, refer to the HDMI cable in port 3. Download more apps? Same answer. Siri voice control? We have a perfectly functional remote that uses all of two buttons to get you to perform your intended function. One when my girlfriend finds the appropriate settings and makes you default to HDMI input fucking threeeeeee