Distortion Michael, Please Kiss Me Challenge

Curtis Cook Comedy on tiktok, "Bleeding Kansas" about his trip to Kansas.

John Brown's spirit certainly got into him because that was a BOLD thing to do in Kansas 🤣 I'm glad he's alive to tell the tale!

I'm casting a spell at you that makes you get five hundred billion thousand dollars. this is not a "reblog and you will get five hundred billion thousand dollars" post. I am just telling you that I have cast the spell, it's happening

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

25 hours later and rip my phone battery and i’m thinking i should’ve named my cat plato….or y’know……….at all

RIP AND TEAR as a family activity

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.