EAT TRASH. RESPECT THE OUTDOORS. SCREAM.

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

[image description: a screenshot of tags in a reblog of this post that read: "#I also think that detergent and soaps and shit should have to list every scent in them. #no more 'floral' or 'parfum' or 'summer breeze' #if it has lavender and roses and grass clipping extract it has to say so #or I get to beat them with a gallon jug of it". End description.]

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

I miss seeing the Elvis impersonator at our local Tex-Mex place after it changed ownership. Norteño Elvis was awesome

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

I will reveal another character to be transgender before the month is over. Be ready.

I never said it would be a Guilty Gear character.

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

congrats bro!!! I'm gonna go sniffin and snufflin' for a copy today and EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD AS WELL