EAT TRASH. RESPECT THE OUTDOORS. SCREAM.

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

World Heritage Post

some people just want to live alone on an island but for a retinue of wild beasts, singing, weaving, and occasionally turning trespassers into swine

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

"fed" is like a Hyper Insult that can lay waste to your opponent when they're disagreeing with you about something lgbt-related.

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Hey kids, have you heard of the hottest new summer trend? It's called lying under a tree and looking up at the sunlight dancing through the leaves, and all the cool kids are doing it.

Out of Touch Thursday

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again