mousegirl enchantress

throwing rocks at your window at night to get you to come look outside but once you open the window I just keep throwing rocks at you

my mistress is talking about taking me with her on a trip to a reunion thing in Oregon and she was showing me that the place they were talking about staying has hots springs and it has a fucking, ladies night thing, except they have what i can only describe as special afab hours from 5 to 7 and then from 7 to 10 its available for "anyone who identifies as a woman". I am still processing this

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

bruh i just woke up from a nightmare i was in the hazbin hotel world i literally woke up sweatin and coughing jesus fuck

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Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

Just go missing bro it's ruined