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Have you read Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke (2026)?
yes
no
I didn't finish it
I've never heard of it
a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale
harrow the ninth disco elysium au where harrow wakes up from her lobotomy with retrograde amnesia and twenty-four voices in her head, one of which is gideon nav, and another is the body.
ORTUS: your mangled brain would like you to know that the thing at the end of a sword is called a pommel.
YOU: yeah? any news on my cavalier’s name? how about my mother?
ORTUS: nope. ORTUS: you’re welcome.

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How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?
The Lament for Icarus, (Details), (1898), by Herbert James Draper (English, 1863 – 1920), oil on canvas, 183 x 156 cm (72 x 61.3 in), Tate Britain, London
What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
reblog it
I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.
You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried
this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

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“why are you like that” because im full of love and whimsy and childlike wonder
How long have you been on Tumblr?
Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)
16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)
13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)
10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)
7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)
3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)
Rebagel for science pls.
sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this
sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there
Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.
it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

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Have you read Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman (2012)?
yes
no
I didn't finish it
I've never heard of it
creating a book series called "big fear shakespeare" where i expect you to know every reference and definition and instead there are comments in the margins saying things like "what kind of idiot wouldn't know this?"