the fool

are you kidding me?? All the hands holding the cups? And Qifrey trying to sneakily sniff Olly's cloak? Amazing.

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

there are at least three houses in new orleans

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.

Europeans will say shit like “I hate Americans because they are stupid and fat and annoying.” when you are talking about the medical system or systemic racism or gun violence or something equally serious. Never fails. And the most infuriating part is that they are stupid and not skinny and extremely annoying and their medical system is falling apart and there is heinous systemic racism and family violence in their country.

“men don’t find that attractive” promise?