If there's no football in heaven, i'm not going

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:

These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”

Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed.

Unbelievable feeling to play with Roger. Unique moment.

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

I don’t have the energy to be involved in an unstable relationship. I’m way too old for inconsistencies and constant ups and downs, it isn’t progressive. If they aren’t enhancing my peace, they can leave. Immediately.