What's your Zombie Plan?

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

What kind of swing ghost can’t manage to get a few drops of blood just from playground equipment being not 100% safe?

sometimes its nice to be offered

I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".

Thank you, non-sexualized boobs-out character designs. I love you, non-sexualized boobs-out character designs.

Hey. Take my hand. Let's kill misogyny forever, okay? Nobody should have decided that breasts are too scary or shocking to exist in casual context

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

Important addition: Maria Skłodowska-Curie was born during partitions, which means Poland didn’t exist, which means her insistence that she was Polish was a significant act of defiance against the occupation, which means that you should respect that instead of arguing that ‘well she had French citizenship’. She couldn’t have Polish citizenship despite being Polish, that’s kinda the point she was making by keeping her maiden name and naming a chemical element she discovered ‘Polonium’ .

thank you for the pronunciation guide!

I never heard her full name in my whole life but I'll never forget it now because skwo-DOV-ska is the perfect storm of phonemes that get stuck in my head forever. It is a cool and good name.

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

Also consumed after the sacred rites of going to Costco.