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people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

pronouns is short for protein nouns

Let's love everyone

Me walking into the poop cafe: Hello can i have one poop coffee please

seeing people my age or younger who are better at art than me makes me wanna rip each individual hair out of my head

I like when people dont act like my interests are a burden to hear about 😊 Thank you

You do Not Need to say the N Word to be Funny

I'M SO FUCKING SCARED

I attach myself onto people Like a leech This is Not 🚫 Funny anymore

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

I just sent my rings of red flesh after you. ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ #rings of red flesh