Violet’s Garden Of Posts

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

feminist retelling of your parents' divorce

my buddy who's an early human was showing me his rudimentary stone tools like "these are gonna change everything". bruh 😂😂

time spent with animals is never wasted

There'll be mulch when you are done

Lay your wormy head to rest

Don't you crawl no more

why does everything cost money

I hear you can pour river water into your socks for free

'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

I love to eat warm peaches bent over the sink like a werewolf. Summertime activity of all time.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Yuuuup! Fish Day. 3 square meals of fish

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.