formerly librarianarchy

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

anyway *fires gunshot directly into the air above me* i came to the startling conclusion today that i accidentally engineered a fictional situation in which i really do think The Character would be calling The Other Character “kitten” as a diminutive and pet name but it’s so unfathomably embarrassing i can barely talk abou— *bullet i shot up earlier comes down directly through my skull*

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

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wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

I think government bureaucracy evokes a kind of deleuzian civic religion in those of us blessed with marked neurodivergence. I love filling forms... I'm so good at filling forms... all that is correct and good in society involves carefully and correctly filling out forms & helping others to correctly fill out their forms as well

civil servants are a kind of priest class whose function is to facilitate the communion of the laity with the rhyzomal divinity known as "compliance"

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written

getting tired of all these false accusations. i did not “throw my children to the wolves”

however i did leave them in the woods in the middle of the night with a packet of beef jerky and a couple of flashlights

US soldiers are being turned into stains on the floor as we speak and are going to hell. Bless ✨️🙏🏽

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws