formerly librarianarchy

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

daeron shaving aegons hair perfectly and now ormund giving this kid the full bleach+tone+olaplex… the men of westeros yearn for a cosmetology degree

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

It's still worth the trip to beat him to death with a brick, of course.

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

Do you think the doctors in charge of Mitch McConnell's body and organs are like having a huge debate like, who gets to be the lucky guy to pull his life support? Is he an organ donor? I think if you told a bunch of guys one of them would get to hack up McConnell's corpse and pull out his guts, they'd start a fistfight to see who got the privilege. Imagine getting to put Mitch McConnell's heart into an incinerator. What a thrill!

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc