Look, I may not be an explorer or an adventurer or a treasure seeker or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell.
The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
trying on a metaphor
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Product Placement
occasionally subtle

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
YOU ARE THE REASON
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NASA

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RMH
Peter Solarz
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Look, I may not be an explorer or an adventurer or a treasure seeker or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell.
The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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Jar with mountain goats, Central Iran, 4000 - 3600 BC
from The MET
i too hungry the. icecream
Man, I'm old enough to remember when being 80 years old was apparently the worst thing a president could be?
also when wearing a tan suit was apparently the worst thing a president could do
Hey, remember when Mitt Romney insisted he had "binders full of women" during a 2012 presidential debate and everyone laughed at him and (rightly) presumed it was dumb and disqualifying?
Listen, I would never vote for Romney, both as an ex-Mormon and as a leftist, but the "binders full of women" narrative really does kinda bug me
It was a poorly worded statement about having lots of resumés of highly qualified women whom they wanted to hire into government positions should Romney win. Because he actually recognized that his background, religiously and just as a straight white man, meant that he mostly knew other straight white men but recognized that that was no way to staff a government. Like, Romney was actively directing his team to expand the diversity in his potential administration because he recognized his own personal shortcomings in that regard. It's the sort of DEI thing that gets demonized by the Republican party now.
A much better target are his ridiculous classist comments, such as the infamous '47 percent' thing about how poor people just see themselves as victims unlike the Real backbone of the economy ie the job creators like him (very Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged of him, ew). Or the less infamous but no less fucking out of touch criticism about how people shouldn't take out student loans to afford college, they should swallow their pride and just ask their parents for the money!
Seriously, Romney did plenty to disqualify himself for the position of leading the country, but wanting to hire more women in his administration wasn't one of them, holy shit
Oh yeah, that's what I mean. That even being so clumsy as to say that he wanted to hire women by "having binders of them" was mockable, because it demonstrated that he was out of touch/didn't actually know the women upfront. Like. That was what we were dealing with back in 2012.
Now we have the literal Handmaid's Tale and Romney, who we all (somehow???) thought was the worst the Republican party could do, made out as somehow a hero in the whole thing. I hate this timeline.
monday is not real it can’t hurt you

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Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.
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Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.
I love stories like this.
Get peer reviewed!
the space seed episode of tos where they find khan and the ss botany bay is so funny because right off the bat you have kirk being like "yeah let's get that historian whats-her-name out there, maybe she can be useful for once" and it's like WOAH what's up with the liberal arts hate?? why is kirk being such a bitch to this lady for no reason. then you meet her and she's fucking obsessed with historical strongmen to the point of covering her walls in her own fanart. she lives on a spaceship in a utopian technofuture and she sleeps surrounded by busts of kings on purpose. her vibes are fashy and kirk is right to be a bitch, actually.
then they get to the botany bay and she's immediately driven to distraction by how horny she is for ricardo montalban under a thick layer of extra-dark foundation. sorry i'm gonna compare montalban with and without the makeup because it is SO distracting
also she refers to sikhs in the past tense implying that at some point in the last two hundred years there was a genocide that they're just glossing over. since she also calls them a warrior race it's also possible that she's just racist and somewhere on board the enterprise there are sikh crew members who dislike her as much as kirk does.
anyway you can assume that this is her first actual away mission and she fumbled immediately because she was so hot for khan but it's much funnier if this isn't the first time this has happened. every time they have to interact with a historical earth artifact she gets so horned up thinking about being a tradwife that she's rendered speechless. spock stays polite but kirk can't stand her. by the time kirk found out she was the type of person to paint her own portraits of napoleon and roman emperors to hang in her quarters it was too late to send her back and request literally anyone else. he's supposed to court martial her but offers to let her stay on fashy eugenics planet just so he won't have to keep her on his ship anymore. it's unclear if he lets her take her paintings or jettisons them into space.
this is the funniest analysis of “Space Seed” I've ever seen
... Same. :)
You know, if she hadn't completely fucked up her job in this episode, one suspects her career would not have survived The One With the Nazis from the next season
shower / bathing frequency
Once daily (morning)
Once daily (night)
Once daily (midday / early evening)
Once daily (time neutral)
Twice daily (assuming night and morning)
Every other day
2-3 times a week
once a week
. . . less than once a week
I'm so special my routine had to go in the tags
so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!
My sister just came out to show me this picture of her cat and she said "are you ready to see the roundest girl in town?"
SO ROUNB

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Lesbian knights ⚔️
LESBIAN KNIGHTS, SAPPHICS WITH SWORDS boy have we got some books for you
generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe
he's so real tho
Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England
"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

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