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Look, I may not be an explorer or an adventurer or a treasure seeker or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell.

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

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shoebillstork

There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

faggothankhill

we are running out of posts

quasi-normalcy

Pleased to learn that the FoxTrot guy has gone the polar opposite direction from the Dilbert guy.

quasi-normalcy

This one made me laugh until I coughed.

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crowbone

Absolutely misread this as “Velveeta Vagina.”

desimonewayland

Panel of raised embroidery made of silk, metal wire, metal strips, coral beads, 17th C. [France?] - maker unknown.

Collection of the Cooper Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum

voldemo

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian

voldemo

its like ive never seen herbivore

ezekestiel

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

valeriel

jeff in marketing gets a divorce, acrylic on paper 2025

sheishine

Moray Eel and Carnivorous Anatomical Heart (2024). ウツボと食虫解剖心臓 (2024)。

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reverendrowdy

Use your PTO

iero

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

fluff-e-boy

The fool jingles miserably across the dash

snorlaxatives

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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afurioushawk

#Nothing convinced me not to smoke like watching my dad quit smoking #the man was addicted to nicotine until the day he died #and it was great being a teen in 2009 and smoking wasn't cool so there was no peer pressure #now...in college I did smoke a couple of blunts but those were few and far between #and vaping is a fucking epidemic with the teens today #i hate it

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#There was lettuce onion and banana pepper in my salad for lunch

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clockworkrobotic

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

bugged-ubuntu

Today's episode of my YouTube video series is sponsored by; Some Fucking Scam

Some Fucking Scam, it seems a little sketchy now, but its lent legitimacy by the number of people they're paying to talk about it. Five years from now there will be a four hour video essay about how its a fucking scam and stole millions of dollars and leaked literally all of your data, but right now? It seems mildly convenient.

Give your money to Some Fucking Scam, because literally Every. Single. Thing. advertised by a YouTuber is a grift.

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