Honey Bunches of Goats

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

#it's when you quote terry pratchett at eachother until one of you climaxes. obviously. (@wondersmith-and-sons)

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

Fuck neil gaiman so much for using Terry Pratchett's legacy to form a fanbase of vulnerable young people he could interact with online and manipulate while claiming he was fulfilling his co-author's wishes

rot in piss neil gaiman

Humans literally evolved armpit and pubic hair to be more musky as a result of sexual selection and now the beauty industry is telling you to shave your bush and armpits. I trust the taste of a prehistoric cave woman more than the taste of a Gillette marketing department thank you very much.