Citizens of Tumblr!...

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

thats…thats $100, right? 

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

honey no

This post is a hundred dollar trainwreck.

I STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT IS

why can’t anyone on this website be normal

whoever did this, thank you.

I am all about this…

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

@hamsterloki

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

Absolutely incredible

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that