lex the cryptid

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

come get ur boy he just said flabbergasted in front of the hoes

love logging on to Tumblr dot com and liking everyone's journal entries

guy in a fist fight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time

Prog rock songs are like nine minutes of Legend of Zelda dungeon music followed by ninety second of some guy shouting into a microphone because apparently all that was just the intro, and honestly, that’s like the ideal form of art.

the tiktok about Lin Manuel Miranda fighting for his life to be casted in encanto

blocking isnt enough i need to place a curse

cant stop thinking about this. his weight is 1g.

😔 is a gateway drug into using emojis fulltime

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

inspired by this classic