Hello

I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

I'm insane for other reasons.

possum bus will not take you where you WANT to go. it will take you where you NEED to go. 

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

an orchestra

ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.

I feel more comfortable reblogging this version

RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.

RapeAxe- website which links their gofundme

wish this wasn’t necessay, but this could save someone. please reblog!

Important

I would literally take the ghost of Ronald Regan with running mate Bill Clinton’s boner circa 1997 over Donald Drumpf do not test me

Yeah I’m a socialist and don’t like the current state of the democratic party either but if you don’t vote for Biden you’re literally taking a chance to drag the country a bit farther left and just ignoring it. I dunno what to tell you.

Biden would also be our oldest president. He probably won’t last more than one term. Do you want four more years of an actual wannabe dictator or four years of a 90s Democrat who can be pressured farther left if we try hard enough like seriously

Biden: thinks the post office should exist and global warming is real 2020

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

His dead-eyed stare at the camera instead of actually paying attention to what he’s doing gave me psychic damage.

this is final boss music

The fact that he uses what appears to be a battle axe to open it killed me

his instagram is cznburak! he’s a turkish chef who always makes these outlandish food creations, and yes he always stares at the camera with a smile like this in every video.

goodnighte ! sleep tighte !

wonder whot im will knock over while youm are sleepinge tonighte

y’all, i feel like i need to remind y’all that there’s a huge difference between ignoring what’s going on, and taking a mental break because you’re exhausted with trying to keep up with the situation in the country right now. this shit is no joke and is weighing incredibly heavy on people such as myself and if you need to take a break from this and just log out, please do. please take care of yourself and don’t feel bad that you’re not keeping up with things at every second of the day.