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proof that lance is from florida: •rains alot •beaches •likes oranges •thinks alligators are pretty cool •a dolphin

also found dead in miami this season

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

i can assure you i do not

this is literally a bottle of shitpost put it back

what, so you can have all the Vegan Nut Mylk for yourself?

Fafther may I go to Whýöle Fjüds?

this is so fucking dumb and i’m so fucking mad that it made me laugh

The  reason  why I don’t do comics.

I can relate to this.

be careful who you call ugly in middle school because they’ll probably always be insecure about themselves because those are very formative years in child development

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

why are the pigeons so green

chlorophyll

The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s dim my guy

lightning mcqueen found dead in miami

is he okay

he’s alright but he died