Land of Sickness and Sleep

Why does water take so long to boil I hate it here

Huh i wonder if theres a helpful lil fella in the notes to tell you why

@gallusrostromegalus This is very much a you thing.

THIS IS EXTREMELY MUCH MY THING YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

this shit sucks i wish i was a werewolf

Dracula’s rebellious teenage daughter after he said no to a $1000 prom dress

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to me one man's private cockroach observation moment.