A Cloak of Elvenkind

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

white kids get to have quirky racist phases black kids dont get to be kids

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

#mybrick

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).