A Cloak of Elvenkind

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

it would be awesomesauce to unbuckle my belt with the purpose of putting my dick in someone's mouth. but all i got is this stupid coochie

saw a rare vinyl copy of De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas at Ameoba today... it was like ten feet high on the wall, calling to me like an old god. I'm sooo tempted to go back and turn in a bunch of media for it.

@kattidya

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis