as long as that place is kind to us!

(menacingly) we're meant to be together forever! it's our fate.

dude i think i might be The Other

has anyone ever thought about what might happen if two fictional characters kissed . I just wondered if there'd been any research on this or anything

Of course no heuristic is universally true, but I think if you're an american who considers themselves "progressive" this is a rule of thumb you should probably be considering more often: If the conversation you're currently participating in is only able to happen because someone is going out of their way to speak *your* language, that's probably not the person who's most in need of informing themselves about the other's country in this conversation.

imagine ghosting a person who saved your life for an entire year and then being like Why Do You Hate Me So Bad That's Pretty Unhealthy Y'know the first time you see him again instead of apologizing for ghosting for a year and immediately following that up by behaving like this the next day. this is whats known as the miles edgeworth special.

All this to say, the stalker girl is the bottom. obviously. what are they teaching the kids these days. they're doing compdom shit to yanderes and it's kinda fucked.

like i truly believe when alnst mizi initiates sex it’s like offensively vanilla. like impressively so. she’s whispering sweet nothings and moving her hand gentle and slow and sua would ask her to please just choke her out already except she feels too unreal to form words. mizi feels like she is defacing a painting.

to be clear this means the sex is bad

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

tumblr users as a whole believe russians are subhumans, except for “queer russians” [rhetorical concept], who are just a cut above the rest (unless we don’t think our country should be nuclear bombed for having anti trans & anti gay laws, at which point we become “traitors” to the non existent queer community & deserving of extermination)

yk my parents used to dislike homosexuality because the bible & quran told them to, not the best situation, but workable. & now they hate homosexuality because all they constantly see is western political leaders & human rights activists shouting about how much of a degenerate & barbarian country russia is for having anti gay laws, that, on a global scale, aren’t even that unusual. that’s not to mention the fact that so many local lgbt organisations in russia were imported from the west & played a part in russian nationalist anti government activities. they saw rainbow flags being waved at navalny rallies, which more effectively turned them anti gay then any religious sermon could. so you know before i had to try and dislodge some religious prejudice from two ex soviets (not the hardest job!) & now if i ever come out as a lesbian to them they will probably assume im a traitor to our people & our country, because the people who supposedly “advocate” for me also usually believe my parents are undeserving of life for the crime of being born russian. i can’t even blame them

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve