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all my homies have ailments

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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real
Choose wisely.
hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
i realized that i like the format because it's the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.
your sourdough starter fucking bit me

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I know for a fact that I reblogged a post about the Ultimate Grilled Cheese a few weeks back, and I'm 99.9% sure I tagged it 'food' and yet now I fancy trying it out can I find that post? Can I find that damned post. Tumblr search function strikes again
I knew I’d lose it on my blog so I wrote it down. Can confirm it’s very, very nice
Breathtaking secretarial skills that deserve to be enshrined in a museum, I love you
{begin transcript: “innes keeper’s formula for fantastic grilled cheese.
ingredients: seasonings:
• butter (2/3 tablespoons per sandwich)
• garlic cloves (3 usually)
• a source of heat (e.g., chili flakes, szechwan pepper)
• a source of spice or a source of sweetness e.g. dijon mustard or honey- slather it on a slice of bread
• a source of herby-ness, e.g. oregano, thyme, sage, rosemary, etc in any combination that goes well together or on its own.
ingredients: metaphorical meat:
• two slices of bread per sandwich
• one to three types of cheese (the fancier the better)
method:
crush garlic cloves. take bread slices and put source of spice or sweetener. take a pan and put on stove on medium heat (2 out of 10)
place butter in pan with crushed garlic and source of heat and herbiness.
take each slice of bread and place them in the pan to butter them, or just take one slice, place cheese on it, then put other slice on.
when the bread is in the turn up heat a little (5/10) and let it sit. when you see cheese get visibly melty, flip over and do the same.
when both sides of grilled, take out of pan and put on a plate. viola! @/inneskeeper./end transcript}
UPDATE: I have now made The Thing. Fun fact! If you serve this to your husband with COVID who has lost his taste and smell, it makes a fantastic and enjoyable meal, because
Heat from spice is a sensation, not a flavour, so he can still pick it up from the chilli
There are three Fun Textures to enjoy (gooey cheese, bitable toast, and crunchy crumb)
If you add smoked paprika his brain enjoys Knowing there's an extra dimension (smoke) even if his tongue isn't quite reporting what
Also if can actually taste things it's phenomenal. Huge thanks to @inneskeeper it's delightful
Some knitting affirmations:
I know how to count
I know how to read
whatever I am making will be wearable and if it's not then I will learn something
plant market 🌿

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*notices I have more stitches than I’m supposed to*
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*knits 2tog and moves on with my life*
mmm soob
Bought a whole book on how to alter any sock pattern to fit anyone properly and it turns out the big secret is actually forcing yourself to do the gauge swatch and I'm very annoyed
For the person in the replies asking for the title, it's Custom Socks Knit to Fit Your Feet by Kate Atherley! There is actually more to it than just the gauge, despite my griping, but all the pattern alterations require math based on your gauge. It also comes with several patterns to practice with, including ones based on images from the Lindisfarne Gospels manuscript and Aran sweaters (both of which I'm desperate to try), that vary in difficulty.
It gives instructions for both top-down and toe-up socks depending on your preference and iirc most (if not all) of the patterns can be worked in either direction.
the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
Every time a new month approaches, be proud of the things you did last month, the fun you had, the things you had to let go, the things you learned and the new things you got, and most of all, for surviving. You did great and you deserve time to rest and unwind!

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Trans people I love and support yall so much, keep being amazing
Northern CA inspired shoes I embroidered. 🌻🦋 This is the first pair of shoes I’ve embroidered… Does it look okay? by humanteabag