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Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

sometimes I'm wearing pants and just stop to think about how crazy it is that I'm wearing clothes with a vestigial slot for an entire horse

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

we need less “trans women/men should be allowed in women’s/men’s spaces” and more “gender segregated spaces are inherently sexist and transphobic, and we should replace them with gender neutral spaces”

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

hi peon, thanks for reaching out! this is punishable by death. hope that helps!

being late for work is also punishable by death. hope that helps!

you got it!

glad to be of service :)

hey whats with the name change

hey its been a while since we heard from @rebel-leader-liu-bang i wonder what happened to him?

MAN FUCK YOU

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AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WALLOW IN THE SHAME OF YOUR OWN INADEQUACIES! GAZE UPON MY ETERNAL DYNASTY, YE PATHETIC LOSERS, AND DISPAIR!

hey, why is mercury on the list?

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi