Blue Cat's shitposts

Third Person makes all narrative decisions based on how much it will make me cry.

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

Man. I sure do occasionally enjoy Up and Adam. He’s surely one of the characters in Camp Here and There.

At this point I’m gonna start replacing regular phrases with CHNT themed ones instead. ‘It’s neither here nor there?’ How about ‘It’s neither camp nor here nor there’. ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys?’ No. It’s now ‘Not your body, not my temple.’

there are these things called "adverbs". nobody has seen one and lived to tell the tale

@longlegswithboy

ADVERBS KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

But how did they kill her? Quickly? Painfully? Horrifyingly? Gently? Lovingly? Cautiously? Furiously? You'll never know if you deny the importance of their involvement

This is the second time Moc fuck Weepe haunts a memory. I don’t like this pattern