Patroclus: Fuck
Achilles: *Flips table*
Achilles: WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT HIM THAT?!
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Patroclus: Fuck
Achilles: *Flips table*
Achilles: WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT HIM THAT?!

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Achilles: Hey, has anyone seen my top?
Odysseus, not looking up from sharping his sword: Yeah Patroclus is on a walk
Achilles: *chokes*
Agamemnon: *spits out his wine*
Achilles, thinking: Wow Patroclus is so graceful and beautiful
[Patroclus, trips and falls over his own feet]
Achilles: gorgeous
Achilles: wanna make 5 bucks?
Patroclus: what, how?
Achilles: I need you to take the blame
Agamemnon: *in the other room* oh my gods
Patroclus: Achilles what did you do?!
Achilles: I can't say, yes or no, five bucks
Agamemnon: *even louder than last time* OH MY GODS!!!
Patroclus: make it 10 and you've got a deal
NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME, I JUST FINISHED THE SONG OF ACHILLES AND IM SOBBING 😭😭😭

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I found a friend in a bathroom 😀
If it's a sin to be gay than why did god make all women so freaking pretty? Like there's over 3 billion and I wanna kiss all of them.
So we all know that song that goes "hey emo boy, hey emo boy" well I'm totally convinced that one night hob drunkenly sang it to dream.
Do y'all ever lay in bed in the middle of the night waiting till it's time to get up but the time isn't timeing so you're just stuck there, waiting for the time to start timeing
Imagine this: Travis and Sal are sitting down in an empty field or under a tree, and Travis is venting to the Sally.
Travis: Nobody would love me, I'm hideous.
Sal: That's not true, I think you're beautiful.
Travis:....Well you're wrong...
Sal: No I don't think so.

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How I think sandman characters would be like in a highschool au
Death: SUPER KIND, she's very popular, gets along with everyone, including the teachers, straight A student, cares about everyone, does a lot of volunteer work, definitely in a humanitarian club.
Desire: also popular, but for the wrong reasons, causes trouble for everyone, loves spreading rumors and turning people against each other, hangs out with the mean kids, also a straight A student, has made several teachers cry.
Delirium: semi popular, kind, a little odd at times but overall fun to be with, hangs out with the art and theatre kids, absolute prodigy in art, B+ student, whenever she has free time she'll make stuff to give to either her friends, or someone she doesn't know that well but inspired the piece, always seen with either a journal or sketchbook.
Despair: tries to not stand out, always alone, has probably 1 or 2 acquaintances, desire is her only friend really, D- with an occasional C+,
Destiny: not much to say other than he's a loner, great in all subjects but excels in history, always carries an old book, has the best grades out of all his siblings.
Dream: relatively well known, he won't admit it but hob is his only friend, respectful, loves theater but has never been in a play, only sees plays hob is in, straight A student, tutor's hob.
Hob: incredibly popular, hangs out with everyone really, always seen with dream, major theater nerd, great at acting, is always lead in plays, refuses to be in any Shakespeare play, B+ average.
Lucienne: absolute sweetheart, formed a book club and literally welcomes everyone, also tutor's people, also a straight A student, hangs out with the smart kids, she's an amazing person to be around.
Corinthian: just your typical mysterious Wattpad bad boy who rides a motorcycle, is able to make straight guys gay, biggest whore ever, very popular because of his looks, does literally jack shit and still has amazing grades.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO ASK FRIENDS IF THEY WANT TO GO TRICK OR TREATING TOGETHER!!!!
You scars tell me how beautiful you are
Summary
Dream maps the scars on Hob's body and ask Hob to tell each of their stories.
Notes:
Flufftober Day 6 - Pillow
On AO3
Rating T - 1160 words
It was the middle of the night, they were lying against each other but neither of them was sleeping.
Dream ran his fingers lazily over Hob's bare skin, drawing curves aimlessly, just enjoying the feel of the softness and warmth under his fingers. Suddenly his hand stopped on Hob's hip and he stated, "Another scar."
I loved everything about this
Today October sixth marks the day that I LinktenBooks gets the greatest achievement a lesbian can get, drumroll please...........fallen in love with your straight best friend
I feel so accomplished :')
I hate being an Autistic lesbian because it's like, when I meet someone who has similar interests and doesn't make me feel like a total weirdo is the love of my life.

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You can't convince me that Levi is the kind of person who uses like 8-in-one bottles for hygiene, while Erwin has a whole skincare routine.
You wanna hear something sad.
I had to wait 14 years to find people who wouldn't make fun of me because I liked cartoons. I had to endure 14 years of people telling me I'm too old to like cartoons, 14 years of people telling me to 'shut up', 'stop talking', and 'you're so annoying'. I was so scared that people would make fun of me that I just stopped talking to people, until I found people who were older than me and loved cartoons. It took 14 years but I wouldn't change anything because I found people who don't tease me for my interests, and made me feel like I belong, and for that I thank them because now I know that Im not weird or dumb, I'm just me, and I am enough