#tsoa memes

Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home

Edit: POV: Achilles watched over Nico and Bianca because Persephone and Hades were too busy

Persephone: Now, you behave for Achilles, you understand? You do as he says.

Nico and Bianca, nodding: mhm

Persephone: Good. Achilles, do not let them out of your sight.

Achilles: You have my word, your majesty. Come along, little ones.

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Achilles, still holding their hands: There's someone very special I want you to meet.

Achilles: Patroclus

Patroclus: Hello, my darling. This is a surprise.

Achilles: There's someone I would like you to meet. *shows Nico and Bianca* Nico, Bianca, this is Patroclus, my philtatos.

Patroclus: Hello :)

Nico, recognizes his armor and is immediately dazzled: Wah! *goes up to him and crawls onto his lap and plays with his armor*

Bianca: Your philtatos is a boy?

Achilles: Yes

Bianca: Why?

Achilles: ...Because...

Patroclus: Because we didn't know how else to explain what we feel for each other. Because what we feel for each other goes beyond words that could describe.

Bianca: So, you love him?

Patroclus: *looks at Achilles*

Achilles: *looks back*

Patroclus: With all my soul.

Nico: COOL! Does that mean my philtatos can also be a boy?

Patroclus: Of course it does!

Bianca: You're too little to have a philtatos. Papa said you need to be 500 years old before you get a philtatos

Nico: Aww! But I'll be old and wrinkly like him by then!

---BONUS---

Zagreus, on a quest: Achilles! Didn't expect to see you here.

Achilles: Hello, your highness. Yes, I thought it would be nice for a visit

Zagreus: Where's Patroclus? *looks over*

Patroclus, with Bianca and Nico on his lap as he tells them stories: Hello, stranger

Bianca: Hi, Zagreus

Nico: Hi, Zaggy

odysseus: so what are we going to do now?

achilles: i would call patroclus, but i feel safer in the jail

odysseus: *thinking about penelope*

Achilles: *Flips table*