Just Because...

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

no, i don’t just want your arms around me, i want to dissolve into you.. bone, soul, everything.

The crows outside are just friends or enemies you haven't yet made.

I had not, and the world continues to find ways to delight me.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*