As someone who has invested their heart and passion into learning translation, I want to make it abundantly clear how FATUOUSLY FUCKING IDIOTIC it is that EVERYONE and their dog has decided to just throw translation in the trash because âđ¤ hneuuhhngr b-but- duh bo-bot doz it 4 cheep!!!â. Can WE BE FUCKING SERIOUS??
Literally the second I stepped out into the translation field everyone just switched over to the chatbots. Gang. THE ROBOT DOES NOT KNOW WHATâS GOING ON. ANY linguist worth their salt can tell you that these things ABSOLUTELY SUCK AT TRANSLATING shit and NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THEM CORRECTLY, EVEN IF itâs âjUsT a ToOlâ, YOU ARENâT GONNA USE THE TOOL CORRECTLY UNLESS YOU HAVE ACTUAL EXPERIENCE AND CAN USE YOUR BRAIN LIKE A GROWN-UP.
Seriously itâs one of the most infuriating things Iâve ever had happen to me. THE ROBOT ISNâT IN THE ROOM. IT DOESNâT KNOW YOU. IT DOESNâT KNOW THE CONTEXT. IT TREATS WORDS LIKE THEYâRE DATASETS OF NUMERICAL MATRICES THAT CAN BE ADDED AND SUBTRACTED TO FIND THE MOST LIKELY OUTCOME. IT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE CULTURE, IT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT, AND IT IS COMPUTATIONALLY INCAPABLE OF ABSTRACT THOUGHT. You wanna know how I know? NOT ONLY did I spend ELEVEN YEARS STUDYING LINGUISTICS, I ALSO just so happen to be one of the ORIGINAL PRODUCT TESTERS FOR GPT 3.5 FROM THE START OF THE DECADE. I TRIED to warn them about this shit, but all they would tell me was âweâre working on itâ. LLMs CANNOT TRANSLATE WORTH A SHIT. They simply DO NOT have the language processing capabilities of a human brain. You know why? BECAUSE ITâS A COMPUTER NETWORK AND ITâS MADE OF REPLICATING CIRCUITRY THAT TAKES UP MORE SPACE THAN A HOMELESS SHELTER WOULD. It WAS NOT evolved over MILLIONS OF YEARS. It hasnât even been around for TEN. Seriously this is like the .com bubble thing all over again. You people have become WAY too reliant on these technologies WAY too quickly, and YOU DONâT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THEY WORK!!!! Jesus wept. Ffs ppl đ¤Ś
