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Wow just wow

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The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

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and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

geeneelee

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

lightbenderlin

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

talesfromyourlocalcashier

*An item won’t scan*

EVERY. SINGLE. CUSTOMER. EVER: Well, I guess it’s free. ^-^

dragoniangirl

I have found the best way to combat this! Look the customer dead in the eye and with the most serious, deadpan face say “No. That means I get to pick the price.”

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Japanese designer Haruki Nakamura creates interactive paper toys.

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!!!!!!! i love!!!!!

sixpenceee

This is how aluminum reacts with mercury. Original video: NileRed

notsotaciturn

I couldn’t stop watching.

discipleofkleio

Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the book’s time period.

(not that it’s very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldn’t drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)

windupoperator

Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula

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sistertaxon

Just saw a post saying a castle was "infested with vampires" and as a biologist am disgusted. That's their natural habitat. They live there

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glumshoe

The word of the day is “closed”.

It means not open. Another word for “closed” is “shut”. When something is closed, it means that it cannot be entered. If you see the word “closed” on a sign or a door, you should turn around and go the other way, because it is not open. If someone tells you that a place is closed, that is a cue for you to go away and not be there. Another word for “go away” is “leave”. When people tell you to leave, it means that they want you to stop being there. People do not always say “leave” or “go away”, but they might glare at you or politely remind you that the location is closed. This means the same thing as “go away”.

glumshoe

Concept: The Art of War, released as a coffee table book with the title in a friendly ‘live laugh love’ font across the front and and some appealing, inoffensively artsy cover design. Military strategy for stay-at-home moms.

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gauntletqueen

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

lesbianralzarek

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

samhain-monster

In my greatest fantasies I get to be an anime looking elf that doesn’t speak much

synthient

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like "woahhh. A cat....that's sad. That's deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this"

So the producer assigned to the project was like "okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I'm thinking a cast of about 5 and--"

And ALW was like "no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I've taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this"

And the producer was like "wh-- you-- wh-- do you even have. a plot"

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said "the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)"

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

lady-writes

#alw just floated on a boat made of money down a river of cocaine

ceasarslegion

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions.

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

aw-dag

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

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gunpla

eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in

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shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

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