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tikkunolamorgtfo

@seesfunbucks you can't leave this in the tags

dulimano

instant reblog

#lolz #tiktok #nsync #meme

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bogleech

this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

kisselexy

DID MODERN SIMPSONS JUST DROP A WELL PRESENTED TRUTH BOMB

asteroidtroglodyte

YO WHAT THE FUCK THE SIMPSONS REALLY JUST LAYING IT ALL OUT THERE

stupidjewishwhiteboy

I appreciate that they actually got Robert Reich to participate (although I imagine he was easy to persuade as his whole shtick is this kind of thing)

hoodiegal

Jesus, the end.

“I get it, you’re saying I’ll have a tough time finding a job like my dad’s.”

“No, no, kid. I’m saying you’ll never find a job like your dad’s, and you’ll have a tough time finding something significantly worse.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Its true and they should say it

#lolz #video #music #the simpsons

floofybitch

yes stuart. yes anarchic venom

#stuart semple #art #lolz

sometiktoksarevalid

#music #tiktok #video

everydaylouie

ghost waltz 👻💃

(youtube)

#video #music #animation #ghosts #halloween

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thevagueambition

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

kittydesade

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

digitaldiscipline

#lolz #joke #memes

endofthestaff

Rest in peace to a legend

Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.

“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer

Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.

#tom lehrer

beardedmrbean

just some lads, being fellows

#lolz #video #spooky time

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7

#lolz #video #tiktok

greenwithenby-deactivated201609

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

greenwithenby-deactivated201609

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

nucleic-friend-deactivated20171

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

dashuramode

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180

FUCK. HEAT.

sulphuryasecretcloset

@gentrychild

#lolz #text post #weather

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heraldic-thunderbolt

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

#lolz #text post #joke

I was bamboozled by this copper merchant. Stay away from these swindlers.

#ea nasir #memes #lolz #video

ryebreadgf

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

feenyxblue

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

birdsquirrel

#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

rivendellrose

#somewhere in the afterlife #ea-nasir is gaining power #and he has no idea why

Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!

digitaldiscipline

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

lynati

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.

sparkly-trashfire

Always glad to see My Good Bitch Ea-Nasir floating around.

#lolz #text post #ea nasir

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thatsthat24

Mission Impossible 🕶️

#lolz #video #thomas sanders

thatsthat24

It was more effective than we thought 🌪️

#TSshorts #lolz #video

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