despite all my rage, I'm still just a silly bean

official linguistics post

What a fucking monster.

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

they should add loot tables to blowing your nose. like when you have a cold there should be a rare chance of sneezing out something incredibly valuable. this should be called winning the snottery

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance