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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history
the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.
For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:
David from Accounting had to know. He was like "this is my chance, and I am going to take it", didn't reply, and then showed up to make friends. Intergenerational friends are really important! For reasons both practical and...spiritual. David from Accounting is your gift, Anthony. Cherish him.
If you are going to an event this holiday season (or ever in the world in your life) and there’s going to be Somebody there you don’t want to talk to, here’s my advice.
Talk to them first.
Reasoning:
“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.” Mark Twain. This person is your frog; get it over with!
You will fulfill any obligation to talk to this person and you will have taken the initiative. They cannot complain you “never talk to them” or that you are mean/rude if you cordially approach them first.
You have an easy excuse to leave the conversation. “Nice to see you, but I still need to say hello to [more pleasant person].” It will be easy to stay in conversation with others for a while, if you’re lucky you won’t have to speak to this Somebody again.
This is the first time I see reasonable advice about this topic on Tumblr. By 'reasonable' I mean something, that doesn't involve acting straight up rude (ignoring the person you don't want to talk to completely, pretending they don't exist, or 'standing up to them' in a way, that will immediately start na argument and ruin everyone's mood) or avoiding family gatherings completely. It is possible to spend time together, even if there's a person you don't like there, without having to talk to them much, but also without openly showing your aversion or acting passive-aggresively.
I dunno what kind of lives other people live where they think “don’t like somebody? Cut them out of your life forever” is viable advice.
Maybe I hate Great-aunt Bertha but I really want to attend family Christmas to see my cousins. Maybe I have coworkers or clients or classmates I don’t like, but am not interested in quitting my job or dropping a class for a couple of unpleasant people. Maybe I am in the same social circle as somebody I dislike, so there’s a chance they make an appearance at a party or event.
I see and interact with people I dislike on a regular basis and I develop strategies (like this one) to minimize unpleasantness when “never see them again” isn’t possible.

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That Coppertone ad but make it Kazumaji
The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me
Rest in peace Sam Neill. Thank you for the awe and wonder you brought to us.
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I love that we have two Spider-Verse movies, soon to be three, and not a single one of them has even so much implied that they're going to include Morlun, the interdimensional vampire who only eats people with spider powers, who was the reason for the Spider-verse crossover event that the movies are a loose adaptation of.
I love this because Morlun sucks and is a truly shitty character, in many ways being the pinnacle of all the things that one can do wrong when creating a new supervillain for a superhero who's had over half a century of adventures.
Ok, so, when adding a new antagonist to the mythos of a long-running character like Spider-Man, a lot of writers seem to think the only way to make their contribution count is to try and top the antagonists that came before. They don't just want to make another Spider-Man villain, but rather The Best Spider-Man Villain, the Archest of Arch-Foes, the one so bad that all the previous arch-enemies look like a pile of shit by comparison. They will craft a character who isn't so much a person as a collection of traits designed to antagonize the protagonist as much as possible - someone who has no facet of their existence that isn't entirely dependent on that comparison with the protagonist.
The thing is, a character that's existed as long as Spider-Man will have arch-enemies already, and they're probably much better characters. The Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus, Spider-Man's time-tested arch-enemies, both have a lot to their characterization that can be divorced from Spider-Man entirely and still make them recognizable. They don't exist solely for Spider-Man's narrative, which in turn allows them to bring more depth to that narrative when they're included in it. Both villains have their own shit going on, their own lives, their own motivations and desires outside of Spider-Man, which allows them to make all sorts of interesting plots when they do come into conflict with him.
But Morlun, the Interdimensional Vampire Who Only Eats People With Spider-Powers, doesn't have that. Everything about him is crafted solely to be a dick to Spider-Man. Doctor Octopus has big evil schemes - harnessing the power of the sun, recruiting other villains to become a supervillain crimelord, etc. Green Goblin kills his business rivals, abuses his son, and even tries to corrupt Spider-Man into being his sidekick in crime. But Morlun? His evil schemes are, uh, killing and eating alternate versions of Spider-Man, and then trying to kill and eat the version of Spider-Man we care about. That's it. That's all he does, because it's all he can do, because there's nothing about him that isn't solely devoted to being Spider-Man's Biggest Bad Guy.
Decades from now, people will still have new ideas for stories where Spider-Man fights the Green Goblin or Doctor Octopus, because those two are actual characters. And no one will remember Morlun unless they've memorized whatever passes for The Big Book of Obscure Spider-Man trivia in the future, because Morlun was a badly written plot device masquerading as an antagonist.
Post-Script:
I should note that Venom, the evil alien parasite that was Spider-Man's costume for a hot minute and now hates him because Spider-Man rejected his love confession and bonded to another reporter who is basically Peter Parker But Douchier, initially had the exact same problem as Morlun, i.e. being so obviously designed to be an Anti-Spider-Man that it was kind of painful. But the kernel of a unique idea buried in that concept - i.e. "a douchebag and his evil alien parasite boyfriend" - proved interesting enough to make Venom his own character, and that's honestly pretty good. And hell, even Venom's arch-enemy, Carnage, who is basically the Morlun to Venom's Spider-Man, ended up growing into his own character too, in a Freddy Krueger sort of way. I don't think Morlun's going to be salvaged the way those two were, though.
Post-Post-Script:
The correct way to add an iconic new villain to a long-running superhero story is the Harley Quinn method, btw. Harley Quinn worked not because she was "The Baddest Bad Guy Batman has ever and will ever face," but because she had a unique personality that no other rogue in Batman's wide pantheon of villains sported, and as such added a new dynamic to Batman's adventures whenever she popped up. This is reason 143 why Harley Quinn is one of the best characters of all time.
Ok one last bit: a consistent lesson I've taken away from my time reading Spider-Man comics (and do not be mistaken, I am very much a Filthy Casual Spider-Man fan, I have read nowhere near all the comics starring him because Jesus Christ do you know how many that is an how many of those comics suck ass) is that characters are better when they have their own shit going on.
The reason why Mary Jane became Spider-Man's most famous love interest is that she was the first one whose personality did not begin and end with "is Spider-Man's love interest." Liz Allen, Betty Brant, and Gwen Stacy were all written by Stan Lee with the character concept of "A girlfriend for Spider-Man," while Mary Jane was written with the concept of "A recurring obstacle/temptation in Spider-Man's romance with Girlfriend Character of the Moment." Mary Jane could flirt with Spider-Man, invite him to parties, present all these little temptations for him to quit his current course of action, whether that be trying to sneak out to be a superhero or trying to keep a date with Gwen Stacy or whoever, but since they were never intended to get together, Mary Jane also had to have Her Own Shit Going On. Gwen Stacy was emotionally available for a relationship - Mary Jane, however, was hard to get.
And the result was that Peter and Mary Jane's relationship had a lot more intrigue to it, a lot more push and pull. Their flirtations and growing friendship had a push and pull - it was a conflict of its own in a way that was far more nuanced and realistic than the "Peter I love you but this is the seventeenth issue in a row you've been late for our date, and also I hate your alter-ego because of some contrived bullshit probably involving the Daily Bugle" routine that Liz/Betty/Gwen pulled.
The writers broke up the Peter/Liz and Peter/Betty ships pretty quickly, and spun their wheels with redundant Gwen Stacy plot-lines until finally realizing they had no idea what to do with her and killed her off. But Mary Jane stuck around because, like Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus, she had her own shit going on, and that made her relationship with Peter interesting. It made their romance complicated and fun.
...until writers started writing Mary Jane as, well, Spider-Man's girlfriend/wife, and failed to give her any shit to do beyond Being Spider-Man's love interest. And soon writers who grew up in the "Mary Jane is just Peter's love interest" era wanted to get rid of her, because, like Gwen, what the fuck can you do with that?
And ironically, getting killed is kind of the best thing to happen to Gwen, because now she has THAT as her Own Shit Going on. Post-death Gwen stories really bring a lot of dimension to the character that she originally lacked - one of the reasons Spider-Gwen/Ghost Spider is so popular is that they can really play with dramatic irony and the cosmic tragedy of Gwen and Peter seemingly being predestined to love each other only for one of them to die tragically. That's compelling shit - Gwen's own compelling shit, going on, making her cool!
Characters should have relationships to each other in a narrative, and those relationships can and should be important. But if you want a character to be truly memorable and lasting, they have to also have their own shit going on, because if they're nothing more than a satellite, well, they're kinda doomed to be boring.

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I think at bare minimum all medical professionals need to make sure they are treating patients with more kindness and respect than grifters. if you go to a doctor and they treat you like shit, humiliate you, and send you home without any information on your body or access to treatment, then health-grifters' offers will start to feel more tempting by simply giving the most basic performance of taking you seriously and caring about your well-being. grifters should be condemned for manipulating and exploiting sick people, and doctors also play a role in whether grifts thrive or are successfully identified and rejected. genuine baseline human respect, and beginning a relationship with a patient by earning (rather than demanding) trust, goes a long way.
i forgot i had a tumblr :(
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
as a teen, i was constantly harassed by adults enforcing ''dress codes'' on me. I very much experienced this as sexual harassment. I think this is one of many cases where people would more easily understand this as sexual harassment if I described it as if it happened to an adult.
imagine being on your lunch break, and your supervisor comes over to your table, tells you to stand up in front of everyone. they draw everyone's attention to your thighs. they tell you that you have broken the dress code because of the length of your shorts. they tell you to go change (so you do not get the rest of your lunch break). they do this every single day at lunch. every day. so you read the whole dress code front and back, and you choose your clothing carefully to not break it. you bring a cloth tape measure with you to work because they will not believe you. this time when your supervisor tells you that you're breaking dress code, you pull out your tape measure and show that you are within the limit. your supervisor says "I bet you wouldn't want me to bring you to the boss and let him measure it, would you?" it's clearly a threat: if you don't obey then you will be put alone in a room with your boss and he will touch your thighs. you don't know how to respond. you're taken out of lunch again.
this was my experience at school. replace supervisor with "teacher" and boss with "principal." this was sexual harassment. fuck dress codes.

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*★Safe Room★*
Let them have a fucking break 🙏
I don't like drawing a lot of characters in one image but I'll make an exception this time. These books got me going stupid
this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...
wtf were you gonna say
Please respect my privacy
my deepest apologies
I forgive you
Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus