owen the prince

"why does your demon boyfriend never wear a shirt?" well it's very hot in hell and they get stuck on his horns. no one tell him about button up shirts btw or i'll fucking kill you.

Y'all are so worried about being submissive and breedable you forget to make your assignments submitted and readable

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

oh you wanna survive my torture chamber? why, so you can suck more dick?

She is such a good and talented girl!!!! I love her so much!!!

Getting all marked up one night and then the next day your partner keeps running their hands over your neck, over their marks, and teasing you about how flustered it makes you.

this seems like something that would legit happen in an abandoned fjord in Norway where the border between humans and the old gods is thin.

ma'am its clear that this seal is a christian

[video description: a seal lying on a beach with its head resting on the edge of the grass. As the camera approaches, the seal opens its mouth, presumably to make seal sounds, but instead of seal sounds the videographer has edited in the sounds of a men’s choir singing etherial music]

He’s not catholic that’s the Halo theme. He is a gamer smh

OBSESSED with the fact that the halo soundtrack slaps so hard people thought it was legit a Catholic choir hymn.

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

Charge ur phone op otherwise farmer John can't give you his eggs

Love wins

please remove the red cross from the health pack as it violates the geneva conventions

this pride month im coming out as a furry stoner

Dope

where? *drops to all fours*

happy pride month to this post specifically