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men be like “im different” yeah a different type of disappointment

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

this grave keeper edible aint shit

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

i think there might be mold growing inside me

women & bitches love my cavern

Can you shut up about your cavern

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

descending into madness. y’all want anything?

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood