Nice Kobold Cave

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

unlike adult seals, baby seals are painfully aware that they were once land mammals, and must writhe around wretchedly beneath the agonizing weight of this incongruity until they can finally be reluctantly coaxed into the waves, at which point the ocean washes their souls clean of this knowledge like the blissful waters of lethe.

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Zelda puzzle training simulator

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

they got married btw

“Psychologist G. Stanley Hall, one of the movement’s leaders, recommended that Christ himself be buffed up as a way of increasing Protestantism’s appeal. In a public opinion survey, Hall discovered that most viewers turned to words like “sick, unwashed, sissy, ugly, feeble” when presented with a standard painting of Christ on the cross. Hall advocated a Jesus with muscles and bulk, fighting back against his persecutors rather than succumbing meekly to crucifixion.”

the canonical gospels won't tell you how Jesus peeled himself off the cross, ripped a thunderstruck centurion clean in half, then climbed back up there and died by choice like a man. I think it's in one of the gnostic ones though

i realise this probably isn't going to move the revolution forward in any meaningful way but i do think we gotta kill these guys first