“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

Lord help you when I turn my swag on

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

going to the corner store to get more corners