Cool Cool

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

:3!!!

You understand the treasures!

@creatures-in-posts

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

that's a pikmin boss

one of them worms on a string

trapped in the gas station bathroom because I cant stop saluting

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

Pussy so good it reminds me of primordial soup days

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

it also grants you a tiger