LILIYUMI: a code lyoko blog

What's that bit about how "we shouldn't prosecute objectively funny crimes?"

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

WHO TF DOESN’T KNOW WHO MADAME ZERONI IS ?? ????

Oops gotta reblog she don’t play games

Girl I don’t fuck with that shit. I gotta exam two hours-I rebuke thee!

I am terrified mind you

Oh…well…double and give it to the next person

every time.

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems

I am once again begging you to get your hands on physical media and/or save your fave stuff OFFLINE.

So-called free thinkers when Rick Astley desserts you

I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who's like "hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit"

People in Portland are wearing inflatable halloween costumes to confront the police and I'm extremely here for it. Easy virality, makes the feds look like idiots, makes you look harmless. If the national guard is going to beat you up on camera, make sure you're wearing a blow-up frog costume when it happens.

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

Marge better bring the bag this month

gratuity coming on monday baybee!!!