#Cryin an Dyin

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it

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This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

Posts like this are why I'll never leave Tumblr

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

you're lying

verdict: UNKOSHER

wait wait we've still got four days before the poll ends. we can fix it

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal