hail satan and have a lovely afternoon

everyone with heat intolerance deserves 100 million dollars directly out of a billionaires bank account

This is the last time is search German vore

I Saw The TV Show

pick up the habit of kissing your girls hands again. hand kisses are so underrated but such a sweet intimate thing.

This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

hat sonst noch jemand diesen post regelmäßig auf seinem dash und denkt jedes mal alter… die wissen nicht mal dass das coldmirror ist

I hope one year from now me is doing good, I hope she’s happy and I hope she got what she wanted

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein