hail satan and have a lovely afternoon

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

it's very handy that the abbreviation for miss fisher's murder mysteries is "mfmm" because that is also the sound i make when i look at phryne fisher

mfmm is also the position that Phryne once found herself in with three delightful Italian gentlemen who, she found out later, were much celebrated acrobatic circus performers caught up in an elaborate scheme involving a diamond heist

the entire cast & crew of black sails could do the odyssey but christopher nolan could never do black sails

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) and Brutus is an honourable man