candle in the wind

You are going to hell

HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT

they should let bjork run a small island country if she wants

2 weeks in she drops the accent and ingenue affect and becomes the most brutal dictator of the 21st century

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

Okay but him calling the mini Clark Jr and not Jon means that this Clark has not come up with the idea to name his son after his father yet which in most settings happens after Pa Kent dies so I’m fully expecting THAT to happen sometime this season 😭

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.