hi ya stranger(:

everyone wants a brainwashed yandere daughter gf until she actually needs your attention 🙄

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

Awwwwww, you're so cute. You look like you would let me do anything to you in the hope that I would call you a good girl.

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

date idea i take a nap in your arms

i hope that you become filled with so much happiness that it heals every part of you

Use a condom? Honey, you are the condom.

they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good

These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.

hide and squeak

Official joy and whimsy post