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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

its important for a woman to have machinations/schemes

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

I answer the door covered in blood and bruises and bite marks and I’m like “you should see the other guy” and he’s covered in kisses

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass