Clumsy nerd

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

Saw a fanart of tails giving sonic a drawing with bad kid grammar and cute but i think realistically tails has better grammar than sonic

he had to write it that way on purpose so sonic could understand what it said

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

okay for real new uquiz: where are you on the boytoy to trophy husband scale?

i feel like now is a good time to remind everyone that chris pratt is a creepy republican fundementalist christian that goes to a notoriously homophobic megachurch

worth noting: he clearly leans alt right. he follows Ben Shapiro, PragerU, Turning Point, Jordan Peterson, the Babylon Bee, and Dan Crenshaw on instagram, just for starters.

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

@queenie-meanie

OP These are genuine works of art and belong on a gallery wall somewhere (I especially like the NOmoji with the O as their mouth and “looking disrespectfully”)

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”

SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

I’ve been looking for this post bc this is how I’ve felt for months now

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

Wholesome

art from Outbreak, by Bryn Barnard