no más cokey cola :0

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

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you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child